He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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