Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
