There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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