Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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