He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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