I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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