Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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