evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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