Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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