drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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