You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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