East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
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Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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