she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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