Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Welp...herpes.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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