Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on