Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head