I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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