There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.