Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wish I could punch you in the face.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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