i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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