the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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