who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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