You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
