dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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