singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
