i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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