Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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