i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
