So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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