Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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