How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i drank out of a bidet.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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