She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
