You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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