16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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