Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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