grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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