I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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