Please don't use social media to get back at me.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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