so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i believe in u and ur pee
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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