I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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