I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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