Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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