His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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