ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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