He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancรฉ called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
๐๐๐ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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