So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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