Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
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its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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