Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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