Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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