The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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