I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
How does one acquire holy water?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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