ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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