so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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