Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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