She said her name was "party"
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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