What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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