I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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